tea-chers' day, the day to celebrate with people who brew

BOO! reen ng's here again. happy teachers' day to all tea-makers! i'm bored. are you? no? GOOD, here are some school jokes to make you bored. so you'll read on. HAHAHA.

laugh my friends. laugh heartily.

1. WHY DID THE PRINCIPAL FIRE THE COCKED-EYE TEACHER?
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because he could'nt control his pupils!

HAHAHA.

2. WHY DID DAVID EAT HIS HOMEWORK?
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because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake.

uh huh.

3. (by Ron) make a sentence with the word "deliver"
ALCOHOL IS BAD FOR DE LIVER.

4. (by Ron) make a sentence with the word " defence, defeat and detail"
WHEN THE HORSE JUMPS OVEER DE FENCE, DE FEET ARE BEOFORE DE TAIL.

5. A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "Hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"

"Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you."

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"SHHH! stop it son!"

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"SHHHHHHHHH! she's not fat.. she's just larger than you."

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"Just keep quiet will you?"

"okay."

THE END.

HAHAHAHA! unexpected eh?
man. i loved that.

and check out this IMPROM-TWO cheer that i made for my teacher who was playing football:
GO MRS TAN!
KICK THE BALL AND RUN!
YOU MUST BE, NUMBER ONE!
GO....... MRS TAN! *screams!!
so good hor. eh, it rymes leh. and i made it in 5 seconds. haha.

anw, here's a poem my friend and i made for our english compo entitled "cat"
once, i had a cat.
its name was Pat.
it lived in my hat.
it ate on a mat.
Pat had a pet.
it was a rat.
its name was Ted.
but it was scared.
so terrified of the cat.
because it was so fat.
and always, on Ted, Pat sat.
now, Ted's flat.
and he regrets
ever being a pet.
THE END.

amazing huh? natural talent la.

wait! there's more! read on!

"CHEMISTRY RYMES WITH CEMETRY"
by reen.
i hate chem.
it makes my hair stand.
it's so confusing.
and terribily annoying.
i cant seem to understand,
why we must learn chem.
it's so freaking pointless
and it leaves me clueless.

i hate chem.
why do we learn them?
macromolecules and all that crap.
they're so boring i wna nap.
who cares what esterification does?
learning them is such a fuss.
too many formulas, equations and numbers
chemicals and elements make my brain crumbles.

i'm a natural poet man.

i created this too.

"dont give us revision papers! save the trees."
by reen.
the teachers would smile,
as if in denial.
the revision papers would pile,
filing up our file.
and now,
it looks like a bursting tile.
yet, we went the extra mile,
to finish this devastating trial.
we've now, become senile.
tell me, it is really worthwhile?

WAHH. it's so perfect right? AS PERFECT AS A SQUARE.

anw, ANYONE OUT THERE FEELING REALLY BORED?
nodds.
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING CHALLENGING?
nodds.
SOMETHING MINDBOGGLING?
nodds.
SOMETHING EXCITING?
nodds.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME TO KILL?
nodds.
WELL, WAVE YOUR WORRIES GOODBYE. YOU CAN NOW, GO TO THE BELOW WEBSITE AND TAKE ON REEN'S DARE!
wow! did she create it?
NODDS.
all by herself?
NODDS.
and it's a dare?
NODDS.
and i can go there?
NODDS.
BUT BEWARE.. THERE'S NO.TURNING.BACK. MUHAHAHAHA.

link:
www.clickhereifyoudare.blogspot.com

i'm evil >:D



BIG BIG NEWS! BISHAN LIBRARY OPENING THIS SATURDAY!

p.s don't edit my font size! i like the letters to graze each other! nice :)