how to wash face ah?

reen teaches you the ABCs of washing your face through a hippy dippy yai yai happy and oh-so-easy song.



this is the washing face song.
listen and you wont go wrong.
follow every step,
and i confirm you wont regret.
are you ready?
you gotta be steady.
if you're ready,
you got it baby,
so let's wash!

first you check your facial wash.
make sure it's not tomato sauce.
then you squeeze a little bit,
put it on your finger tip.
now rub it on your hand,
rub it like a man!
then put it on your face and rub,
but make sure you do not scrub.
or else later your face got blood.
then ah.. er.. good luck.

rub over your pimple,
massage every wrinkle.
cover all your frekle,
dont even miss a single!
you gotta cover every spot.
or your face will get dot dot DOT.
so if you dont wna look mo-peng,
listen carefully to what i sing.
make sure you do the correct way,
and it'll surely make your day.
so what are you waiting for?
go wash your face some more.
cos now you know your ABCs,
next time no need to sing with me!
sing by yourself can alr. dont malu me :)

thank you ah, thank you very THE much.
heh heh. i composed it in five mins while bathing.
so now you knw. the wonders of bathing.

haha. just wanted to add some "humour" :D
and i have'nt blog is such a longggggg longggg time anws.
i'm sure you loved my previous long post.
all the RYHMING and LITERATURE.
so educational lor.
so your parents surely allow you to come visit this blog one.
haha. sorry didnt join your at all the study sessions and FUN FILLED activities.
i alr made plans with my school friends :x
last year with them anw. must spend more time ma.
so dont be angry. i love you guys all the same :)

sigh.

tonight the sky no stars :(
the sky is so scary without the stars.
but ho-ho, the moon is so round. like last night's.
so yellow. no wonder they say it's made of cheese.
but really, why is the moon yellow ah?
maybe it's the spaceman. they urine on the moon.
the astronauts' pee made the moon yellow.
that's it.

goodnight region D!