react or respond?

after today's ULTRA terrifing, horrifing, petrifing and fake "wah! wna fight ah? come la! eh ******** come la! COME! why dont come? I TELL YOU TO ************ COME AND HIT ME AH! COME AH! COMEEE?!?!@?@?@" (i think you get the point la)

reen will teach you how to not "wah! wna fight ah? come la! eh ******** come la! COME! why dont come? I TELL YOU TO ************ COME AND HIT ME AH! COME AH! COMEEE?!?!@?@?@"

just bear these in mind..

A: " i warn you, if you DARE poke me, i'll poke you until ah.. you.."
B: "poke la! i scared you ah? i can poke you back until you.."
A: " ********** you poke me?!? YOU poke me? HA-HA-HA (B pokes*) AH-AH-AH, ****** OW!"
A POKES BACK.
B POKES BACK.
A POKES BACK.
B POKES BACK.

and in the end... both die.

in heaven:
C: "hello A and B! I remember your!"
A and B: "eh! C! wah, you also die ah, how you die one ah?"
C: "I was preaching the gospel in a village and got killed for my faith in Jesus."
A and B: "..."
C: "so.. how did your die?"
A and B: "er.. we poke each other to death and..."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... A and B falls to hell... (they murder each other ma)

lesson one: don't paiseh yourself in heaven okay!

lesson two: people might say, one life only! better live it ah! anw we all one day will die one what..
but YOU should say, we only get to die once, make it count. for Jesus.
if not how are we different from them?

i mean your never ask yourself why out of SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, you became a christian meh? DONT BLUFF LARRRRR.
okay la okay la. ANW, we must not let Jesus down.
whatever he gives us, he can take it away.
all this fun may not last if we dont make use of it.. you know wht i mean?
ya. AND I DONT WANT IT TO GO!!! you knw i lost THREE kg in ONE NIGHT?!
really. i don't care. i'm coming to play next week :D

lesson three: and when we "eye for an eye", both become blind.
or tooth for tooth also la, both BO-GEH. i mean, you wna wear denches meh? ee. haha.

but seriously la, our region rocks so we can rock people's lives.
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU... WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!

i dont think it is a coincidence that we are ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.
so we must jia you and make our family BIGGER and BETTER!
"save one and get one free"
haha. i made THAT up. eh, it's good okay.

the end.
yes, reen's shortest post ever. AIYA, SHUDDUPPP LARRRRRR. you think so easy to type so little meh?? HAHAHA. quite short alr lorr.
hahaha.