Region D Symptoms

Hey everybody, yo, my name is Shawn and I'm from the Region D Qi-Ge-Ba-Ge. Do you have five minutes? Ok? Wow, thanks ah thanks ah. Did you know nong nong ago the Romans dio jui and Jesus died on the cross for your sins? Yes, we humans whooooole life do bad things. Really a 'lot!' of sins la. But thats okaaaaaay la. Cause after three days, God was like, "Nice Try!" and He rose from the dead. So now He's like in heaven, looking down on you saying that even though you AB or AL, cool or noob, God luuuurrrves You!

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