Snails can fly

Today, at WTBA theater we have Eggimo!
ladies clap your hearts out as we welcome the one and only!
and yes, the gentlemen(bleh) too.

*eggimo walks in*
*WTBA cheers*
*eggimo bows*
*WTBA cheers even louder*


eggimo: "Thank you! Thank you! You're too kind!"
*sits down on an arm chair on the stage*
eggimo: "Good day to WTBA. Today I, the one and only awesomeness, is here to enlighten you people on flying snails."
WTBA: "Snails? Fly? Are you stupid or..."
eggimo: "Good question WTBA, good question indeed. For I am not only stupid but splendor in every single way."
*he has no idea what he is talking about*
WTBA: "Err..."
eggimo: "Yes yes, flying snails. Do you know who made snails? Monkeys? Fishes? The sky?"
WTBA: "Well... God?"
eggimo: "Very good, clever little WTBAlist! It is God who made them! It is the Being who died for us who made the snails!"
WTBA: "Died for us? Sounds cool!"
eggimo: "Yes yes, we sin, we are filthy, He came, He died, we free and blah blah blah! We all know the details! But what do we not know?"
WTBA: "Ya what?"
*waits in total silence*
eggimo: "The nails! My WTBAlist, its the NAILS! Those nails are MAGICAL! They can hold even the strongest Being!"
WTBA: "Waaaahhhhh!"
eggimo: "Yes! On the outside, those rusty nails appears to be rusty nails BUT on the inside..."
WTBA: "Ya ya?"
eggimo: "Its stuffed with His looooove and compassion for us!"
*said that with hand held up as a fist"
eggimo: "Those magical element can turn even the most useless object into something strong that can hold the almighty! That is why He has no way of getting down from where He is shamed, mocked and killed."
WTBA: "Sia la dey!"
eggimo: "But fear not! Look! After 72 long hours He woke up! He walks! He sings! Buwhahhahaha! With butterflies and flowers appearing all around! Strong lights shining upon Him!"
*he still doesn't have any clue to what he is saying*
WTBA: "And he created snails that fly?"
eggimo: "Well, back to our main topic, Yes he created snails."
WTBA: "That fly?"
eggimo: "Superb reaction to my reply my darling. Just marvelous! We throw the snails and they fly."
*Stand up with a smile and walks away"

And there you have it ladies! Our one and only Eggimo!
Thank you for your time.
Well not forgetting the gentlemen(grumbles) too.