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hello, we need nice kind souls to lend us some of your christmas decos for the thanksgiving party! we're on a tight budget and we dont want to have to increase the cost per person from $6 to $10.. WE ARE VERY ECONOMICAL PEOPLE. so pleaseeeee, can let us kope some of your decos? try to find some can? anything and everything also can? then pass to me ASAP :)
dont worry, we'll return it to you in one piece one. i'll be your garunteer-fella person. if it breaks i'll pay you guys back or get your a brand new one? okay? but if it holds some sort of sentimental value then i think dont bring that, but something else instead.. like tinsels? i knw i knw, HUH? WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT? it's your what you call the "neh, that shiny shiny long long pretty thing." yes. THAT. we need lots of that.. currently, we also need:
- christmas tree decos
- oraments or however you spell it la. as in for display type.
- christmas lights
- shiny balls, preferbly blue, sliver and gold
- and tinsels!
bai tuo. thanks ah!

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GONG XI GONG XI TO NI! WO MEN QI GE BA GE DE FELLAS DOU AI NI. GOD YE HEN AI NI DE WORHHS. NI ENCOUNTER GOD LE HOR, NI DE LIFE JIU CHANGE DE LOR. YA LOR. FOREVER SOMEMORE. ROCKS LOR. JIU SHI ZHE YANG DE. HEN COOL DE. YAY BABY. *twist :) CONGRATS AH!