I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH RETARDED FELLA STARTED THIS. I FOUND IT IN MY MAIL (:
Changing Light bulbs.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty
to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid report about light bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer
and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. they need a teacher to tell them what a light bulb is first, then try fixing it for ACJC. reen says: ONE. i'll volunteer! (:
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make their male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh? what lite bab???
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: Fuck the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about
right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty
to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid report about light bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer
and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make their male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh? what lite bab???
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: Fuck the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about
right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
posted by reenie at 4:51 PM
3 Comments:
wow for the f***.
"eff" is a better word for it.
LAWL.
-sharmian.
haha. not i type one. and i forgot abt that. i just copied and paste. then added my tiny comment (:
heh.
orh hor! i didnt know reen is like tat one!
i tell mother hen!
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