Friday, April 20, 2007

Emergency numbers

Emergency
Telephone Numbers

These are more effective than 911. Call when . . .

You are sad, phone.................................................................... John 14
You have sinned, phone........................................................ Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone.................................................... Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone..................................................... Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone.............................. Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone............................ Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone................................................ Psalm 23
You are worried, phone................................................. Matthew 8:19–34
You are hurt and critical, phone.......................................... 1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone ........................ 2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone...................................... Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone.......................................... Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone............................. Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone................................. Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip, phone..................................... Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone..................................... Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone......................................... Joshua 1
Inflation’s and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone........ Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone................................................ Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone................................................. Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone........................................ Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone........................................ John 15
You are losing hope, phone........................................................... Psalm 126
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone.......................... Psalm 19
You want to carry fruit, phone.......................................................... John 15
Paul’s secret for happiness, phone............................... Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/discovery, phone......................................... Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone........................................ Romans 12

ALTERNATE NUMBERS

For dealing with fear, call..................................................... Psalm 3:47
For security, call................................................................... Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call......................................................... Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call........................................................... Psalm 145:18


All of these numbers may be phoned directly
No Operator assistance is necessary
All lines to Heaven are available 24 hours a day

FEED YOUR FAITH AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love your post :)

12:41 PM  
Blogger gladd said...

Me too :D

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awww...thanks...heee...glad u all like it~
*winkz*

8:44 PM  

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