Apple's Answer To Mobile Phones

Sigh, too bad its a fake.

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ooooooooh!
eggi just found out ces pri sch is KCPPS!
heh heh heh!
eggi saw her visiting!
eggi forgot to say hi!
eggi and gary saw her!
HEH HEH HEH!

{what am i doing?}

Our Army, The Decisive Force 2

tea-chers' day, the day to celebrate with people who brew

BOO! reen ng's here again. happy teachers' day to all tea-makers! i'm bored. are you? no? GOOD, here are some school jokes to make you bored. so you'll read on. HAHAHA.

laugh my friends. laugh heartily.

1. WHY DID THE PRINCIPAL FIRE THE COCKED-EYE TEACHER?
...
...
...
because he could'nt control his pupils!

HAHAHA.

2. WHY DID DAVID EAT HIS HOMEWORK?
...
...
...
because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake.

uh huh.

3. (by Ron) make a sentence with the word "deliver"
ALCOHOL IS BAD FOR DE LIVER.

4. (by Ron) make a sentence with the word " defence, defeat and detail"
WHEN THE HORSE JUMPS OVEER DE FENCE, DE FEET ARE BEOFORE DE TAIL.

5. A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "Hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"

"Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you."

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"SHHH! stop it son!"

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"SHHHHHHHHH! she's not fat.. she's just larger than you."

"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"

"Just keep quiet will you?"

"okay."

THE END.

HAHAHAHA! unexpected eh?
man. i loved that.

and check out this IMPROM-TWO cheer that i made for my teacher who was playing football:
GO MRS TAN!
KICK THE BALL AND RUN!
YOU MUST BE, NUMBER ONE!
GO....... MRS TAN! *screams!!
so good hor. eh, it rymes leh. and i made it in 5 seconds. haha.

anw, here's a poem my friend and i made for our english compo entitled "cat"
once, i had a cat.
its name was Pat.
it lived in my hat.
it ate on a mat.
Pat had a pet.
it was a rat.
its name was Ted.
but it was scared.
so terrified of the cat.
because it was so fat.
and always, on Ted, Pat sat.
now, Ted's flat.
and he regrets
ever being a pet.
THE END.

amazing huh? natural talent la.

wait! there's more! read on!

"CHEMISTRY RYMES WITH CEMETRY"
by reen.
i hate chem.
it makes my hair stand.
it's so confusing.
and terribily annoying.
i cant seem to understand,
why we must learn chem.
it's so freaking pointless
and it leaves me clueless.

i hate chem.
why do we learn them?
macromolecules and all that crap.
they're so boring i wna nap.
who cares what esterification does?
learning them is such a fuss.
too many formulas, equations and numbers
chemicals and elements make my brain crumbles.

i'm a natural poet man.

i created this too.

"dont give us revision papers! save the trees."
by reen.
the teachers would smile,
as if in denial.
the revision papers would pile,
filing up our file.
and now,
it looks like a bursting tile.
yet, we went the extra mile,
to finish this devastating trial.
we've now, become senile.
tell me, it is really worthwhile?

WAHH. it's so perfect right? AS PERFECT AS A SQUARE.

anw, ANYONE OUT THERE FEELING REALLY BORED?
nodds.
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING CHALLENGING?
nodds.
SOMETHING MINDBOGGLING?
nodds.
SOMETHING EXCITING?
nodds.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME TO KILL?
nodds.
WELL, WAVE YOUR WORRIES GOODBYE. YOU CAN NOW, GO TO THE BELOW WEBSITE AND TAKE ON REEN'S DARE!
wow! did she create it?
NODDS.
all by herself?
NODDS.
and it's a dare?
NODDS.
and i can go there?
NODDS.
BUT BEWARE.. THERE'S NO.TURNING.BACK. MUHAHAHAHA.

link:
www.clickhereifyoudare.blogspot.com

i'm evil >:D



BIG BIG NEWS! BISHAN LIBRARY OPENING THIS SATURDAY!

p.s don't edit my font size! i like the letters to graze each other! nice :)

have u guys wondered how long can the title of a post be? Well we shall test it out right now. lets follow my string of words. ok i think we reached.

wow
now...
have u guys ever wondered how long a post be?
ok just joking
ha
riiiight...

4 Million smile and one is the main fellow you need to find

Hey Everyone

Lets all join in and play this game


Find Shawn face in this website, you will get a treat to anywhere you want to eat, how expensive also can.

http://www.smiles2006.com/module/mural

Sure can find, but it take time.
All The best

Our Army, The Decisive Force

Call it propaganda or whatever but this advert made me kinda excited. :l

Gladys said...

I received two interesting emails today.
Email no.1

The President of Argentina received this letter and called it "junk mail", 8 days later his son died. Alberto Martinez received this letter, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: she lost her job and he lost his family.This letter is miraculous and sacred, don't forget to forward this within 13 days to at least 20 people. Do Not Forget to forward and you will receive a huge surprise.
























just another chain email la, i thought.

then I opened another email. It was about monthly babies.
i wasnt bothered until I saw this really familiar baby picture.


I remembered MATHEIU TAN telling me that, that was him when he was younger.
haha. so until today, im still wondering, "IS THAT REALLY MATT?"

owel, school suck. i only have one more day to complete my coursework, and only half of it is done. oh dear me.

Top On My Wishlist (So Far)

I saw this game when I was out with Gary and Nick yesterday. And.. please pardon me for being psycho but: OH MY FREAKING GOSH! IT'S SO FREAKIN COOL!!! FREAKIN HELL AHHH!!!! I'm not really crazy about first person gun-shoot-shoot-you-die games but FinalFantasy has once again out done themselves. The graphics is so good and what more, it allow has a multi-player mode.

THIS GAME IS COOL RIGHT. WHO'S WITH ME SAY, "OMG YES."
If you don't already know, yes, I am a FinalFantasy fan. >:D

wah l tooth bag

In case you are wondering wads "wah l tooth bag" its actually a anagram hahaha, to what to blog ah. Both phrases are made up of the same letters but the the anagram is nonsensical. Wah 1 tooth bag

rwar rwar rwar hhahahaha! some things i heard in school today. Btw, my sch's a boy sch :P

A: Aren't you ever tired?
B: Huh why?
A: Cos every second, you are running through my mind!
:O :O :O :O :O

A: Do you have a plaster?
B: What do you need it for?
A: I FELL in love with you a moment ago.
:O :O :O :O :O

and the last one goes like this...
my heart, once broken, considered sold.
wahahha.

Ok i dun think i am doing myself a favour by posting this kinda luvvy luvvy >< >< nonsense senseless stuff on this blog, right on my first post lol. But thot its quite cool. Will be putting them up on my shared blog with my friends at welink16.blogspot.com so do drop by and read up =)

Btw, thanks Shawn and Gladdys for adding me whahaha =) Its cool to be part of you guys =) =) =) Boy i need to feel belonged :p

waaa!

wooooooooooo~

really ahh.. what to blog?
oh well.. i'll go play my ninja-man



bye!

jinguo.

Ces said...

RANTS

AHA! i knew it. school is a BORE. no i mean, i knew that a long long time ago, BUT.i just FINALLY FINALLY got a serious bad case of MONDAY BLUES. urrggh. it is frustrating and i cannot wait for saturday to come.

is this making sense? i dont think so.
haha. ahwell. i just wanted to blog something.

great dance on sunday! :D

CES.

WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OMG dancers have your'll seen the full vidoe of the dance? it was superb! ahhhhh love ya guuys darn loads<3
jinguo thanx for coming in last min and gladys,shawn, i am super happy for your'll..SEEEEEEE God answers prayers! haha okay lets do our vry best again this sat *Wink*

Missions Sunday

you all did great! :D we were so united. AND IM REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT!
and what more, my parents came to church to watch us perform.

wna thank,
-joanna wong (the "soundcrew" person)
-aunty michelle(mel's mum)
-another aunty michelle(ces' mum),
for doing our hair.
-angie lim
-geraldine
for doing our make up, and for spending
so much time watching us practice.
-grace chong*

i had lots of fun with the youths yesterday.
we went bugis, and then took crazy neoprints.

yes, I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCHH <3

OH, yes. we're performing this saturday @ the edge again.
haha. all the best.

REGION DEE PLEDGE

We the youth of region D
Pledge ourselves as one united region
Regardless of tastes, character or appearance
To bulid a damn fun society
Based on God's word and honesty
So as to achieve happiness, prosperity
And progress for our region

Eh, Power In The Name Of Jesus Okay.

Good moves, great grooves. I watched the mini clip MotherSoh recorded and we looked real good. Thanks for all the support by fellow Region mates, your encouragement is very encouraging and by that, we are very encouraged. So, thanks. :)

I guess I shall upload what little photos I have of the dance thing, I'm pretty lazy now. Ate too much nasi lemak. My eye still damn pain. My stomach is pain. I want to pang sai.

reen is in da house!

whoo! i can blog hereeee!! finally! yes yes YES! EVERYBODAE, REEN NG IS HERE! hello hello HELLO!! hello HELLO. harrrrlooooooooo. heh. guess what i ate for dinner?? OVERNIGHT CHAO TAR PORK STEW! courtesy of my uncle. YAAYYY. hahaha. yes yes, we all dont care. but this is SO EXCITING! i mean like.. wheeeee. exciting. uh huh. and how cool is it that i know the font thingy code for my text colour?? VERY! ... ... i think. aiya. i never blog for how long alreadyyyy. anw, THANK YOU SHAWN FOR INVITING ME! i was DYING to blog here. SOH, to thank you, i'll teach you a malay phrase. say " OH MY NEH NEH KOW JAN TOK KA TOK ".. YES YES. very THE gooooodd. say it again. " oh my neh neh kow jan tok ka tok ".. wow. AXE-SEE-LENT-TAE. you sound like a true blue indian! now, you all must be DYING to know what you have just said.. yes yes. i know. i felt the SAME way too. so, do you wna knw what that phrase mean? aww.. i cant hear you.. do you REALLY REALLY WNA KNOW???? ca mon! you all sound like EGGS! louder dudes! DO YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE REALLY REALLY WANNA KNOWWWW???? okay. it means that.. -reen's computer hangs.
aww. too bad. you cant know. HAHAHA. i'm enjoying every moment of this mad reen moment. -savours. dont worry la. that phrase does'nt mean anything sick or vulgar. okay okay. i'll tell. it's really random. ready? it means my grandmother fell and farted. hahaha. there's like a ton of this rubbish. what my house got ten tigers and alot more la. but for now.. YAWNS. good night. good night mr moon. goot night stars.. good night jesus.. good... night God.. YAWNS. goo..o...d... nigh..t...a..n...ge..ls..zz.z.z.z.zzzz.Zzzz...

a farewell remark.

a night drink from mum, well just getting a hang over it, still dont wanna go for OBS?
see you around.

(:

dance

to all those who performed during sunday morning service today,
shawn gladys xiaowei carmen jingguo & melody
AWESOME JOB GUYS.
all of you were super great on stage (:

AND IM GLAD THAT SHAWN&GLADYS' PARENTS CAME.
:D

p.s whoever who took photos of the dance, during the dance, after the dance,
whatever, PLEASE UPLOAD 'EM HERE (:

did someone say...

did someone say "this blog is dead! *cries*"
from wat im seeing, it is so much alive...
alrite...
back to studying...

Mathieu said...

[dont look back in anger - oasis]

4 weeks to exam and im gonna spend my next 5 days in pula ubin for OBS
that also means im gonna miss my 7 o'clock chinese show with jesseca liu inside.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i know you guys would miss me but dont. nice try still(man!!)

Mathieu said...

[advertising space - robbie williams]

maybe i prefer blogging here than on my own blog
maybe its like more lively here
maybe its the best
maybe its D7/8

exams start on 2-oct :O

We Need Your Clothes!

The Dance Group has a lack of blue/white tops
for our performance on this Sunday.

We are looking for any kind of top (gender doesn't really matter): jacket, shirt, long sleeves, vest.. anything. If you have a nice one which isn't too complicated with other colors, please inform us by tagging on the comments page.

Quite rush, hope you peeps could perform a miracle & help us;
it has to be all confirmed by Saturday.

:l !!!

Magnifiso

Magnifiso

I never knew how great old games can be. I'm like totally enjoying Diablo 2... Can't get sick of it. I'm like a lvl65 Assassin that loves the death sentry!!! its corpse explosion is like so great la... Didn't know how to really use it in the past. Well, now, its like, Diablo, BRING IT ON!!!

WHAT TO LISTEN AH?

What are you listening to right now?



List your top 5 songs on your playlist!
Post on the comments page your recent favourites or songs you feel that we should download. :)

Shawna said...

blogger's, end your entry with your name below so at least everyone knows whose talking.

Damn the exams. Wah stress

shawna

MR BROWN (Gary's Version)

Hi everyone, mr brown here.

enjoy people who cannot speak good english can make you
laugh like mad=)

Gary's Newspaper



OK bye.
This is for now.
will be blogging more

What The...

Goodness. This is by far the scariest kids show I ever watched.
Blue man, Stop Jumping!!! Who the hell jumps like that? Is he even human??

agree/agrees/agreement/agreed

i strongly agree with colin's post on oasis. but there needs to be a correction, its " DAMN GOOD (MAN!!)

busy busy people!

Shawn is busying his work.
so i shall be the single one to post for hom...
for them that havent readed teh previous postes of shawn...
this is a regionel blog...
i seemed to be repeatinf thinks...
mainly becauae there is prectecally nothing on my reformated com...
=(

This is so cool!

Oh my gosh... This is blog is fad. You're the man, Shawn. Joce and I always wanted to create a blog for the region. But being the not-so-hip or blogger-type us, we havent really succeeded. U beat us to it. Haha! But hey, nice job. We can also use this blog to keep everyone updated abt stuff that is going in the youth and our region. This is like the 1st post that i have ever created in my life. I am now exploring the wonders of a blog. Haha. Anyway, i shall stop making myself seem so suah koo (aka. mountain tortoise). Oh yah and for those in the dance thing. Jia You. I know that u guys are going to do a marvellous job. Those watching better give standing ovation ah. I will be the first to stand. Take care ppl.

Colin said...

What To Blog Ah?

Oasis, i never knew how good a band the are. now i got all their Albums, and i must say, its quite good.

HELLO :D

Wait on the Lord from day to day,
StrengthHe provides in His way.
Theres no need to worry, no need to fear,
He is our God who is always near.

sunday, after eveing service

music.

[who feels love? - oasis]








oh i so love ipod and itunes.

To All Internet Explorer Users...

Use Firefox by Mozilla!



Join my revolution and destroy stupid Internet Explorer and Netscape. Firefox helps you eliminate all pop-ups, blocks more viruses and spyware, and most of all, it has tabbed surfing which helps you open many website but all in just one window. It looks cleaner, it looks hotter and yes, I use it. So you will be cool too if you used it.

DIE INTERNET EXPLORER. GO FIREFOX!
DIE YAHOO! GO GOOGLE!
DIE WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER! GO ITUNES!
(will talk more about those two in another post)


Download firefox now!

heathen chemistry

Yawns

Hmmmm ...
Snores ....
ZZZZzzzzzz ....

Hello People

Hey guys. Its been a while. I'm just looking around and poking my head around. Study hard for ur exams u O-levelers

here comes eggimo!

heh heh heh!
eggimo is here!
everyone clap!
everyone dance!
everyone shout!
everyone do ur stuffs...

Gary is supporting Shawn

HELLO EVERYONE

I am supporting SHAWN
thats what he want me to do
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mathieu said..

[some might say - oasis]


soso lala wahwah

Shawna the new sexy. haha

This is a peeka of a colourful furry string supposedly substituting a real dull green coloured plant. A more artistic touch to the real poor thing. Took it at the esplanade a year back. The more I look at it, the more I like it! Seriously people, check out the exhibiton booth at the Esplanade. Every month or 2 they've got something fascinating and uniquely original and cool. I like the current one, they are flashes of lights on and off ( like the "speed of sound" MV by coldplay) They've got good food too anyway. I'll post it up when I experience more.



And new song: Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake


Hot heels, sexy go check it out.
Album is called Futuresex/love sounds (Explicitly contented)

Http://www.justintimberlake.com (the first song, is the song)

Cheers!

Ps. Getting more lively here Shawn ;p

My Decorating Complex

I think I like to decorate (esp my room). It has been a consistant on-going thing, but I have bought tons of weird additions lately though, one of them is a gold crab. The other day, visited Ikea and that visit caused me to splurge on photo frames (but I have no good photos yet), so it kinda explains the empty frames hanging around in my room. I spend 40$ on two cushions the other day, a good buy, as they are pretty comfy, even Gary agreed; he slept on it the other day when Nick and him came to stay over. I guess I got the decorating genes from my Mother. She arranges flowers, I move furniture. :D

But I guess the room isn't really enough. Sometimes, I wished I had a hot model girlfriend in which I can buy nice stuff and decorate her (in a good taste) with clothes and stuff. Sigh, no hope yet. Till then, I experiment on my sister. I'm sorta into the whole concept of country/farmer dressed girls. Gladys, apart from her strange liking for cows, is still far from that. I guess I shall buy her a straw hat and some good ol' overalls soon (lol).

I think you people should start decorating too. Here's some really nice desktops I came by on my daily surf.




Enjoy!

my colour is red

Joined this at 12.54am. Kudos to Shawn Soh.

Haha, so here's the affirmation you needed desperately to make you feel...better.

So anyway, Region D, blog, whatever, you want to. Its all yours!

Shawna :)

What to Blog First

Welcome to the not-so-secret society of the WhatToBlogAh , self-apposed 'offical' VFC Region 7/8 youth blog.

This blog was just a very random idea to begin with (I got it while walking home, thinking about fishcakes), so it makes sense that the content is random too. Post random facts, rants, gossips, news, events, links, videos (or more) of your day and readers can post comments about it! I hope everyone would play a part, cause it would be real fun.

Invite more fellow region youth mates to join this crazy cool rockstar band of bloggers! Look forward to reading more from all of you!

(P.S. Please don't let this blog die. Or else I sure very paiseh. Thankyouverymuch.)