i found videos..

good ol' days. i miss desaru man.

Potluck

sudden guitar interest.

due to my sudden guitar interest two months ago,, i began to appreciate the talent of this korean kid.



oh my gwad.

Watch it, and be scared. Very scared.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htnvzLU1I1o)




Now I hope you enjoying eating your mcdonalds meals everyday :)
p/s especially the fries. yum.

just for laughs...

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?


Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.



Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a
lifeguard?


Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in
my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a
fortune teller.


Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?


Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Indian
Railway.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to
ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too
heavy.


Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school
again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was
playing football and the game went into extra time.


Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.


A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial
there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his
table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded,
"Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."


Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will
it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai...


An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the
psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.


Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.


1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump
out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.


Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.


Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.


Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu
card.

:)

MUST SEE!

hey guys! here's a special sneak peek at an edge announcement video that wasnt showed to anyone because it was disapproved on the day, sadly. anw, enjoy! heehee. courtesy of joel zhang reen gladys jolin and barbie! (:



p.s joanna heng, this was the stupid video that we had to film on your birthday.. that's why we were late for your surprise! sorry ah.

CALLING ALL THE FIGHTER'S AND LOVER'S and rest of region 7/8

I miss the days when there was the captains ball competition. We have not played it for some time now so i was thinking since its the holidays(for some) that we should dedicate one day to captains ball. Are any of your interested???? I was thinking of this wednesday or friday. In the afternoon. Spread the word and we will see what happens. Lets reignite the captains ball spirit region QIGEBAGE :)

By your fellow saint,

lolz...

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the littleold man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."

An amusing foward email

I am going to say about..........
Money

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock But not time

It can buy you a position
But not respect

It can buy you a bed But not sleep

It can buy you a book
But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!

So Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please! After all, what are friends for, right??

START IMMEDIATELY SENDING YOUR TROUBLES(MONEY) TO ME!

Chris Tomlin; Unfailing Love

I heard this song over at CCK's afternoon outreach and it was really beautiful:) Just a little something to share with you! Let this song remind us of the faithfulness of our God, the unfailing love of our Lord.

Dying blog...

Yes this blog is rotting withering dying sleeping WHATEVER the point is that its getting boring ok so i decided to post crap=)

thats it with crap im bored=(  ok off to rot at home